1. Move Hither The Entire Assembly Of Those Who Are Loyal In Their Belief

O Come All Ye Faithful
2. Embellish Interior Passageways
Deck the Halls
3. Vertically Challenged Adolescent Percussionist
Little Drummer Boy
4. First Person Singular Experiencing An Hallucinatory Phenomenon Of A Natal Celebration Devoid Of Color
I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas      
5. Soundless Nocturnal Period
Silent Night
6. Majestic Triplet Referred To In The First Person Plural
We Three Kings
7. The Yuletide Occurrence Preceding All Others
The First Noel
8. Precious Metal Musical Devices
Silver Bells
9. Omnipotent Supreme Being Elicit Respite To Ecstatic Distinguished Males
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
10. Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
11. Allow Crystalline Formations To Descend
Let It Snow
12. Jovial Yuletide Desired For The Second Person Singular Or Plural By The First Person Plural
We Wish You a Merry Christmas
13. Commence Auditory Reception The Announcing Cherubs Vocalize
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.
14. Kris Kringle Will Be Arriving In The City In The Not Too Distant Future
Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
15. Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During The Period Between December 21st And March 21st In The Northern Hemisphere
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
16. Its Arrival Occurred At Twelve O'Clock During A Clement Nocturnal Period
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
17. Exclamatory Remark Concerning A Diminutive Municipality In Judea Southwest Of Jerusalem

Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

18. Song of Mirth About the Seat of the Intellect of an Uncastrated Porcine Male

Boar’s Head Carol

19. Primary Color Between Green and Violet In The Visible Spectrum Annual Festival of the Christian Church Commemorating the Birth of Jesus

Blue Christmas

20. Female Ancestor Came Against With An Impact And Knocked Down By Large Deer of the Genus Rangifer, of Northern and Arctic Regions of Europe, Asia, and North America

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

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